‡ dumb shit
‡ he's that guy
‡ THAT GUY

Modern Outsider is the guy who picks Rainbow Road in Mario Kart for every race.

Learn to drift losers.

3 notes | 5 hours ago
‡ about slinky
Get to know the blogger with personality tests results, or for your own reference. (take the tests and reblog with your results bolded)

MOTIV
Materialist | Offbeat | Thinking | Intimate | Vital Spartan | Conventional | Emotional | Withholding | Depressive

GLOBAL 5
social | reserved + rloei | limbic | calm | organized | unstructured | accommodating | egocentric  | non-curious | inquisitive

HOLLAND
realistic | investigativeartistic | social | entrepreneurial | conventional

R-DRIVE
Narcissism | Unconventionality | Empiricism | Vitality | Othercentricism | Independence | Integrity | Intellect | Stoicism | Orderliness | Hedonism | Dynamism | Activity | Romanticism

ENNEAGRAM
type 1 | type 2 | type 3 | type 4 | type 5 | type 6 | type 7 | type 8 | type 9

JUNG/MYERS-BRIGS
enfp | enfj | entp | entj | estj | esfj | estp | esfp | infp |  infj | intp | intj | istj | isfj | istp | isfp

ALIGNMENT
lawful good | neutral good | chaotic good | true neutral | lawful neutral | chaotic neutral | lawful evil | neutral evil | chaotic evil

4 TEMPERAMENTS
melancholic | phlegmatic | choleric | sanguine

ROSENBERG SELF-ESTEEM SCALE
1 - 3 |4 - 6 | 7 - 9 | 10 - 12 | 13-15 | 16 -18 | 19 -21 | 22 - 24 | 25 - 27 | 28 - 30

318 notes | 6 hours ago
‡ Dishonored
‡ im crying tHIS IS BEAUTIFUL THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

carvedwhalebones:

Incorruptible Daud/Teague/Corvo/The Outsider 

Teague’s not altogether sure how he ended up in bed with two heretics and a whale god.
 
Rated: ‘E’ for Explicit 
Kinks:
Dirty Talk
Word Count: 5,125

A god doesn’t mettle in the indulgent affairs of humans, even humans that he has graced with access to The Void. Yet here he is, a pleasant surprise, feeling rough and scarred fingers touch every inch of him. Corvo is different without the heavy gear and weapons that hang on his belt, bloody charms all on their own. Each scar is a bright ribbon of raised flesh, carrying a snow-white hue that dares to even be a shade paler than The Outsider. The one on his face makes his left eye more distinct, appearing dark compared to the pale strip of abused skin. The god watches the interplay of muscles and the way scars shift above it as the Lord Protector touches him.

Corvo touches his skin, or at least what he perceives as skin, with his own brand of curiosity. His flesh is nothing but molecules of energy and ideas forged by The Void. It’s songs of the deep and brine off the teeth of those that inhabit the darkest corners of the ocean. Perhaps, just perhaps, Corvo can taste it when he leans down to kiss his bare, pale shoulder. All of this is just the piecing together of the very essence of The Void and arranging himself in such a way that is compatible to his environment…

[CONTINUE READING] 

27 notes | 6 hours ago
‡ Dishonored
‡ The Outsider
‡ what an absolutely loser i love him

maliks-butt:

she wears it when she’s feeling…… flirty ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

178 notes | 8 hours ago
‡ Bioshock
‡ FINALLy.
Track: hit play
Artist:
Album:

milesupshur:

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moiraxasylum:

my favourite kind of corvo is the corvo that is introverted and done with everyone’s shit. like; unimpressed stares, disgusted looks, internal screaming, just being so done with everything.

but he’s also got a sense of humor, y’know, since he fucking signed his own name in the goddamn guest ledger at lady boyle’s party. he could have wrote buntings name on the ledger but he probably thought it was goddamn funny to be like “oh look the escaped ex-lord protector came 2 ur party lmao”

he probably laughed at himself the entire time. probably thought it was a goddamn riot. “what are you laughing at?” ‘myself lmfao i’m so fucking clever’

Track: Come Back When You Can
Artist: Barcelona
Album: Absolutes

papafallon:

You’ve done nothing at all to make me love you less

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

"Some words were like that. Whole lives attached to them. Ghosts and lives and ecstasy and sorrow."
- Paullina Simons, The Bronze Horseman (via elucipher)

chronicderper:

Daud has a rather violent reaction to rats…

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