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Incorruptible | Daud/Teague/Corvo/The Outsider
Teague’s not altogether sure how he ended up in bed with two heretics and a whale god.
Rated: ‘E’ for Explicit
Kinks: Dirty Talk
Word Count: 5,125
A god doesn’t mettle in the indulgent affairs of humans, even humans that he has graced with access to The Void. Yet here he is, a pleasant surprise, feeling rough and scarred fingers touch every inch of him. Corvo is different without the heavy gear and weapons that hang on his belt, bloody charms all on their own. Each scar is a bright ribbon of raised flesh, carrying a snow-white hue that dares to even be a shade paler than The Outsider. The one on his face makes his left eye more distinct, appearing dark compared to the pale strip of abused skin. The god watches the interplay of muscles and the way scars shift above it as the Lord Protector touches him.
Corvo touches his skin, or at least what he perceives as skin, with his own brand of curiosity. His flesh is nothing but molecules of energy and ideas forged by The Void. It’s songs of the deep and brine off the teeth of those that inhabit the darkest corners of the ocean. Perhaps, just perhaps, Corvo can taste it when he leans down to kiss his bare, pale shoulder. All of this is just the piecing together of the very essence of The Void and arranging himself in such a way that is compatible to his environment…
my favourite kind of corvo is the corvo that is introverted and done with everyone’s shit. like; unimpressed stares, disgusted looks, internal screaming, just being so done with everything.
but he’s also got a sense of humor, y’know, since he fucking signed his own name in the goddamn guest ledger at lady boyle’s party. he could have wrote buntings name on the ledger but he probably thought it was goddamn funny to be like “oh look the escaped ex-lord protector came 2 ur party lmao”
he probably laughed at himself the entire time. probably thought it was a goddamn riot. “what are you laughing at?” ‘myself lmfao i’m so fucking clever’
You’ve done nothing at all to make me love you less